Need another reason to avoid fast food altogether? Just get a load of what these crazy people ordered.
Granted, these orders weren’t all meant to actually be consumed – but that doesn’t mean they were still made for stupid (or just plain insane) reasons.
Take the guy who ordered 2,000 buckets of KFC chicken to protest their business…Yeah, that’ll show ‘em. There’s also the guy who ordered $4,000-worth of pizza just to play a prank on the place…Well that’s not pulling a prank, that’s just being a jerk.
A man in Texas just broke the world record for the biggest, most expensive Starbucks drink ever ordered – and it will probably make you cringe. It’s not really safe to drink in one sitting – neither are the orders you’ll see below.
In light of that guy’s “achievement”, here are 8 more food & drink orders that will make you sick to your stomach…and probably avoid eating at these places in the future. It’s probably for the best, anyway.
1. A $47 Starbucks drink
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Before a man from Texas broke the world record for most expensive Starbucks drink with a $54, 128-ounce espresso, this guy set the mark with a 48-shot, $47 drink that still makes us sick to our stomach just looking at it.
He recently updated the description of the above video, commending the new record holder but calling its legitimacy into question – “I used a real cup and not a vase!” he says. Good point, I guess?
A $47 coffee sounds like it would go well at breakfast with…
2. 1,050 strips of bacon
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Bacon in itself actually sounds pretty delicious. Sometimes we want a little bacon on our burgers, right? Well this guy apparently wanted ALL the bacon.
Is it possible to make a bacon love swear off the food forever? I think he just did it. Try and watch this guy eat a whopper with 1,050 strips of bacon without getting a stomach ache.
As gross as this amount of bacon looks, it’s not as gag-inducing as…
3. 1,000 extra slices of cheese
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If you ask for one extra slice of cheese on your cheeseburger, nobody would bat an eye. And why should they? Cheese is great. But this guy took it to unnecessarily disgusting extremes.
He ordered a cheeseburger from Burger King, only it was a cheeseburger with about eight times as much cheese as any other ingredient – 1,000 slices, to be exact. He had it his way, indeed.
Look through these photos, if you dare…
This amount of cheese is repulsive, but it still might be better for you than ordering…
4. All the burgers on the Burger King menu
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I WANT ALL THE BURGERS! This guy apparently didn’t realize that’s just internet-speak for “I want just one burger really bad right now.” Nope, he decided it was necessary to actually order all 11 burgers (and all 6,000+ calories) on the Burger King menu at once.
And not only did he eat them all, he did it in just 24 minutes. While wearing a shock collar around his neck.
The guy in the video is Kevin Strahle, a competitive eater known as “L.A. Beast”. So he at least has experience with this kind of activity. Which would make us recommend doing this even less.
But, not to be outdone by this literal Burger King is this guy who ordered…
5. A “McEverything” – or everything on the McDonald’s Dollar menu
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Here’s another competitive eater named Peter Czerwinski, a.k.a. “Furious Pete”. Not only did he order every single item on the Mickey D’s dollar menu, he stacked them all together and ate them all at the same time.
This challenge is “only” about 5,000 calories, but Pete looks to be in good shape so he probably just worked out for 6 hours after this and was fine. Doesn’t make it any less gross.
But Pete seems like a good guy compared to the man who ordered…
6. $4,000 worth of pizza – that was never picked up
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There’s pranks, then there’s just being a jerk. This guy that “pranked” Antonio’s Pizzeria near UMass Amherst is the latter.
What happened is, Bob Dylan played a concert at UMass and a guy ordered 178 pizzas, totalling around $4,000, while posing as a member of Dylan’s entourage. Antonio’s stayed open until 5AM cooking the pizzas for what they thought was their very special customer.
The guy never showed up, somehow believing it was a funny prank to waste their time, money and resources like that. He eventually was forced to pay the restaurant back, though, after it turned into a legal problem for him.
Even if he did pick up the pizzas in the first place, it’s not like he ordered…
7. Pizza every day – for three years
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Jean Wilson of Memphis, Tenn. decided one day to order pizza. Then the next day, she ordered it again. The next day, again. And again. And again. Three years later, she’d eaten pizza every day. But the ironic part? It eventually saved her life.
One day, the pizza chain she’d ordered from everyday for the past three years realized she hadn’t ordered in three days, which for her was like an eternity.
The place was so concerned, they had a driver go to Wilson’s house to check on her. Sure enough, she had fallen in her home days prior and was unable to get up or reach a phone to call 9-1-1. She got the emergency assistance she needed, and the driver essentially saved her life.
This is probably the only way eating pizza every day could be good for you. Know what couldn’t EVER possibly be good for you?
8. 2,000 buckets of KFC chicken – as a form of protest
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As this lady who protested suggestive clothing by buying them all confirmed, one stupid way to “protest” a business is to give them more business. But this guy did exactly that.
A man called simply “Mr. Yang” was having a meal at KFC when he noticed the workers were putting food together without wearing gloves. Enraged at the unsanitary conditions, he decided to order 2,000 more buckets of chicken…Wait, what?
Yang’s real plan was to stack the buckets of chicken on top of each other until he had a giant wall blocking anyone from entering the KFC. But they refused to sell him any more chicken after only 22 buckets, which didn’t really do much of anything.
Thankfully, he didn’t eat it all.
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