By Matt Dolloff (@mattdolloff)
If you wanted to get through your day without projectile vomiting all over your monitor, turn back now.
Still here? Seriously, don’t scroll down.
Not leaving, huh? Alright, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Madonna has made a career out of not caring what other people think about her. She does what she wants and dresses and acts how she wants, and if you don’t like it well, that’s your problem.
Well, you have to wonder if ANYONE in the world could possibly enjoy looking at this new selfie of her on Instagram, showing off her armpit hair. And in true Madonna fashion, the caption reads “Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove”.
We certainly agree with the “freedom” part. The armpit hairs are certainly getting plenty of fresh air.
Did you get through that without puking? Congratulations! You win the “strongest stomach” award.
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